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Four Faced Gods & Giant Chess
Denpasar, 5th March 2002

Due to a mix of their bad days in Bali and the fact they were almost down to their last dollars, the girls have booked an early flight home. They were unable to change their round-the-world ticket to an earlier date because there were no suitable, available flights. So they had been forced to spend, literally, their last bit of money on flight tickets to Heathrow (London) via Kuala Lumpur (Malaysia). The tickets cost over 400 pounds each, so for their last few days in Bali, they were sticking to very tight budgets.

Because of their budget watching, Em and Nat had spent all their time in Bali in the town of Kuta. But in the end, I managed to talk them into a day trip to Denpasar, the capital of Bali. I told them it would be a lovely breath of fresh air in comparison to hectic, hustling Kuta. But, I was a little wrong! Sorry girls!

We jumped into a metered taxi (the cheapest and easiest way to travel when you're in a group of 4) and off we went. We passed through a mix of green bush and grey buildings until the landscape became progressively greyer and greyer. As we wound through the streets, the roads were just as packed as they were in Kuta, motorbikes and mopeds squeezed into every tiny space.

We soon stopped next to a lovely green park, right in the centre of Denpasar, right next to the main temple. Our taxi driver directed us towards the museum, I think he hoped to get a commission for getting us to go there, but we weren't interested in going until later, so we just thanked him and walked off.

We walked towards the temple and a friendly old guy who could speak fairly good English, albeit with a heavy Balinese accent, enthusiastically introduced himself to us, then guided us into the main entrance to the temple. Next to the entrance was a small table with a pile of sarongs & temple scarves on it. He told us that we would need to hire these to wear. It is compulsory for everyone to wear sarongs tied with a temple scarf when in an Indonesian temple. We would need to pay a fee of US$2 each though to hire them. This was fair enough because I had read about this religious conduct before. We all put on our sarongs, the guy kindly gave Stinge and I the pink ones. Ta. Pink dresses, even with a different name, aren't really my thing. Anyhow, once we all had one on, the elderly guy, who was introduced to as the owner/caretaker/responsible guy(?) of the temple, started to show us around.

He didn't give too bad a tour, but it was difficult to make out half of what he was saying. "Blah, blah monkey gtjr frsw ham trytdd!", he'd say, then we'd all nod understandingly. He kept repeating himself, making himself not the slightest bit clearer and we'd nod even more.

We learned a few things about family praying and the Balinese representation of the Hindu gods (Bali is the only Hindi island in the mainly Muslim country Indonesia). However, we soon found that even temples aren't too sacred for a bit of money making. From almost the first minute, we were followed around the temple grounds by a lively band of local vendors, all holding their goods high. Whenever our guide stopped for a breath, a different wooden item would be flourished in our face, or a flute played tunelessly, in an attempt to get us to buy something. Luckily, from our time in Kuta, we were used to this and were quick to say 'No thanks'. It was still like some game of musical statues though. We'd stand still while the guide mumbled incomprehensibly, then as we walked, the vendors would dance around us waving carvings and playing flutes (badly).

The guide took us over to a small collection of instruments in the corner, which I quickly recognised as a gamelan, a small Balinese orchestra. It consisted of a number of xylophone type instruments, large gongs and what look strangely like covered cooking pots. He happily gave us each a beater and let us play on the instruments. A bit unsure, we all sat by an instrument and hit them. Very tuneless, a bit pointless but fun to try anyway! We hit the instruments for a few minutes, making up some bad tunes, before stopping to follow our guide off. Just as we went to leave though, a man with long hair who had been praying earlier, showed us his collection of Balinese calendars, for sale, of course. We really weren't interested in buying them, and when he said he'd give us the special low price of 20 pounds (we'd seen them in the shops for about 4 pounds), we guffawed (in our heads), and said 'no thanks'.

The temple was quite small, nothing very impressive, but worth seeing as it's apparently a typical Balinese temple. When we decided to leave, the guide continued to follow us. He now wanted to take us to the museum. *Chink* the penny dropped. This guy obviously wanted a big 'tip' for showing us around the temple. And the longer he was with us, the larger the payment he'd expect. I should have realised this at the start, it's quite ok to say 'no thank you' to a guide & look around yourself. In Bali, you never get shown around a temple for free. At least agree a price beforehand is the rule. Doh! I suppose I can be let off, this is our first temple, and I didn't think.

We decided to try and lose this guy, so we said we wanted to sit in the park for a bit, and hurried away from the temple. Of course, our 'guide' followed us. We noticed that there was a corner of the park with a number of chess tables and a giant chess set. We saw an empty table, so I quickly challenged Em to a game, and we rushed over and started to set the pieces up. However, the guide stayed to watch.

Em and I started playing, Nat and Stinge sat watching us. While we were playing, a small group of school children began to gather around us, probably to see the how foreigners play the game. One small kid, with black ruffled hair and big eyes and a big backpack, sat down next to us. Before we knew it, he'd challenged Stinge to a game. Stinge accepted, and the kid whipped out a chunky wooden chess set and started cheerfully setting it up. Something tells me this kid is good!

After about 4 moves, Stinge had lost his queen, the kid was running rings around him, gleefully taking out Stinge's pieces and moving his pieces at lighting speed. Meanwhile, mine and Em's game progressed much slower as we carefully thought out each move. Of course, Stinge had his 'butt whipped' and it was check-mate against him in no time. This kid was obviously a budding grand-master. All eyes turned back to our game.

After a while, I got Em stuck in a classic plan. She couldn't see it, but the school kids around us were all giggling and shouting. They were probably restraining themselves really hard not to point out my next few moves. 3 moves later, and I had her in check-mate. Game over, plus, our 'guide' had disappeared. We thought now would be a good time to make a move. Thanking the kids & saying goodbye, we hurried off.

Less than 1 minute down the road, and our friend ran along side us. Damn. I thanked him profusely but told him that we just wanted to look around the shops for now. He nodded understandingly, then started talking about how the money we paid for the sarongs went to the temple, however, he got nothing for showing us around. I knew it. He wanted payment. In the end, I gave him 20,000Rp (US$2) and said that was all we had. He obviously wanted more, but then Nat made it clear that we didn't ask him to show us around. We would have happily walked around without a guide if we knew we had to pay. Reluctantly, he nodded, shook my hand and left us. Well, lesson learnt! Always check if payment is expected, then agree a price or say no!

We headed down the road and soon passed a statue commemorating the brave Balinese people who stood against the Dutch invaders about a century ago. The Dutch had loads of men and guns, the Balinese had few people and pitchforks and sticks. But it would be disgraceful to give in to the invaders, so without hope, they fought and they all died. After taking a few photos and sparing a few thoughts for the brave people, we continued our walk around Denpasar.

We soon reached a roundabout with a huge statue of a four-faced god watching down on the traffic. This seems to be a common feature in Bali, most of the roundabouts have very impressive statues of deities built in the middle of them.

We only walked around the shops of Denpasar for about 15 minutes because it was not a very nice experience. We were the only tourists around at the moment, so the vendors really singled us out. Almost aggressively, they followed us and tried to get us to look at their stall or their goods. This got worse & worse as we walked by the markets. Coupled with the smog filled grey roads, it wasn't making for a good time. So we quickly headed back to the lovely, green park. By far the best thing we'd seen in Denpasar.

When we got back to the park, we saw that the giant chess set wasn't being used, so Stinge and I decided to have a quick game.

At first, there were a few people sitting around the board, just eating and chatting. It was good fun playing with the almost life-size pieces. As the game progressed and began to get more interesting, we noticed that a crowd of locals was gathering around us, scrutinising our moves, then nodding approvingly or shaking and tutting as appropriate. I made a silly mistake because I wasn't watching the whole board (difficult when it's this huge!) and lost my queen. The crowd of people groaned to vocalise my feelings. However, the game stayed tight. The people were practically cheering when one of us made a good move, or sucking in air harshly through gritted teeth when we did a bad one. I actually started to feel a bit nervous with the whole crowd watching expectedly. Stinge had the upper hand for a while, but then I pawned a pawn into a queen and pulled it back. In a few moves, Stinge was stuck, and I won! I breathed a sigh of relief, I hadn't lost to this crowd. We set the pieces back up, and in no time at all, we were in a taxi and back on our way to Kuta.

Denpasar wasn't that nice a place, we were glad to be back in Kuta. Kuta was growing us, it's a nice place when you get used to it, especially when there's other tourists for the vendors to focus their attention on!

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